Fuck
There was a lilt in my step and the world seemed my hay,
I actually laughed when I heard a donkey bray,
It was then that my eyes lay on you,
Coo, I wondered, why am I turning muthafucking blue?
Was it coz at me you were smiling,
For the first time in my life, a hottie’s face I was shining,
But then I should blush red, shouldn’t that be the case?
Blah, maybe there’re just too many veins on my face.
Should I go closer, do I take my chance, I do?
Your smile only widened, cock a doodle doo,
She seems so nice; I gotta have this chick,
She’s baring no fangs; maybe she’s not even a bitch.
Words tumbled, pictures crumbled, the world seemed to stare,
As an uglyass douche came up to a chick with ba-donka-donks size of King Lear.
“Hello,” I said, “What is your name please?”
“Cut the game dude,” you said, “and fuck the tease.”
“I like you, I like you, I like you,” you said thrice,
Rocketing me on a Red Bull high, this for real O fuckin Christ?
“You look like my ass crack, but you do seem wise.”
Yay, there’s still hope for nerd twerps; bitches don’t always hate a vice.
“Shall we go for a movie,” she asked me,
“Hell yeah, baby,” and I added a “Whee!”
“That shit’s gay,” she said, “let’s not do that, shall we?”
“Okay dokay,” I said, “anything for you niggy.”
10 days later you dumped me.
Fuck.
Don’t get it, do you?
Neither do I.
***
Brickbats are most welcome. They only widen my grin!
